[] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.(no but I have fallen out of one...but not on purpose)
[] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. (Yep. There was this one time where I couldn't stop laughing and people must've thought I was crazy)
[] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You have been called a blond

[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[] You just sang them to make sure.
[] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[]You have choked on your own spit.

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.

[] You have fallen asleep in class.(all the time lol)
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking.(yeah I usually do this when I'm riding in a car or dozing off in front of the TV)
[] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'

[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.(yes, like...well, like doing other stuff that I have been meaning to do for months...)
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.(Yeah done that loads of times)

[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[] You break a lot of things.(Electronics better beware XD)
[] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.(all the time, when I'm bored)
[] The word "um" is used frequently.
[] You don't know what "um" means.
[] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.(and yes sir, I did)

GRAND TOTAL: 20

Now, take your total yesses, and multiply it by 4
20x4=80
and re-post as: I am 80% mentally insane

Of course I was expecting this to be high. X3 Though I would rename this as: I am 80% clueless all the time! X3